Tired of constantly topping up your glass like a peasant? Meet the ultimate wine lover’s dream: The "Why Bother With Moderation?" Jumbo Wine Glass – a hilariously oversized stemware beast that holds a full 750ml bottle of wine. That’s right. One pour. One glass. One glorious evening.
Perfect for:
Girls’ night when “just one glass” was always a lie
Celebrating divorces, promotions, or Tuesdays
Anyone who believes “aerating” means opening the bottle and immediately chugging
Gifting to your friend who says “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a wine enthusiast”
Features:
Holds an entire standard bottle of wine (approximately 25 oz / 750 ml)
Elegant stem and classic wine glass shape (but comically enormous)
Guaranteed to make you the hero of every party, book club, or solo Netflix session
Warning: May cause judgmental side-eye from roommates. May also cause you to declare, “It’s just one glass!” with complete technical accuracy.
Grab yours now and finally live your truth: One bottle, one glass, zero regrets. 🍷

Contents: 1 wine glass